I’m a terrible person but mostly a busy one. Fun fact: I did this entire artwork while my yaya was finding and killing ticks in my hair bless her
SO ANYWAY SINCE I JUST FINISHED ALL MY SCHOOLWORK, I ONLY FOUND TIME TO DO MY HOBBIT REVERSE BIG BANG ENTRY NOW.
And proving my wondrous talent at unclaimable art, my prompt involved Fem!Bilbo (or just plain Bilbo idk author’s choice) in a Maria Clara dress and Thorin as a Guardia Civil during 19th century colonial Philippines.
Two possible scenarios here:
Either burglar Bilbo dressing up as a high society lady goes to a party at a rich old haciendero’s enormous house to steal his most prized possession (The Arkenstone or some variation) and Thorin was one of the Guardia Civil hired or tasked to keep the peace
and he falls in love with that damn burglar
Bilbo and Thorin are betrothed to be wed and for some reason Bilbo ends up taking Thorin’s own prized possession without telling him for some reason for the sake of the revolution—whichThorin doesn’t know about. Also Bilbo is secretly a subersibo nasyonalista (subversive nationalist) helping other subersibo in their plot against the Spanish government, which Thorin, as a national guard for the Spanish government, ALSO doesn’t know.
…. have fun?
Oh, also, some more background on the political climate of the time (x) (x) (x)